Vandalism

Was on my way home last Friday night, after a long day of unpacking my belongings in the new office.

Saw this graffiti beside the staircase which i have been using for the past 24 years. My goodness! Take a good look at it, i was fuming mad when i saw this ugly writing, but i was also trying hard not to laugh out loud.

Hell-o-no! This fella doesn't even know how to spell at all. It's "beach", then carefully overwrite as "beech", then finally corrected it as "bitch".

I had to control my urge of whipping out my red lipstick (for emergency touch up) to do a huge cross beside it. That red cross in the picture was digitally added in by myself, i didn't do any unlawful act of vandalism ok!

To the Ah Bengs and Ah Lians who did this, or who consistently defaced public properties with your ugly handwritings and drawings, please sign up for Elementary Spelling class or Pre-schooler art class.

Did it ever cross your mind that you are a bad influence towards the toddlers attending the kindergarten 2 blocks behind? Or rather, you are not even fit to be in the same league as those young promising toddlers!

How dare you to demonstrate such horrendous calligraphy, and with such shameless audacity to display your disability? *tsk* Wanna act cool but landed up looking silly and un-educated. Such behaviour shouldn't be tolerated, and you should be dipped in those permanent red paint from head-to-toe. So much for those rebellious acts and constant lamenting about adults not understanding you adolescents, do you think you still have the right to demand for more respect?

Anyway, to lighten things up, this could be the possible scenario:

Setting: Thursday
Time: Nearing midnight
Location: Void deck, at the staircase.
Characters: 2 Ah Bengs (A and B) and 1 Ah Lian.

A: Oi! See what i write
B: Walau eh, not beach lah!
A: Then what?
B: Beech lah!
A: Dun look like leh... ...
B: Korrect lah!
A: Better check with Ah Lian, her enga-lish better than us, she got D7 sia.
B: Wa, li hai ah
A: (on the phone with Ah Lian) Lian ah, how you spelling "Beach" ah?
A: (to B) salah liao lah.